yeah, THAT's PRETTY GROSS.
BUT WE'RE SERIOUS
ABOUT THIS:
...AND THIS:
***DISCLAIMER***
At Fleshjack, we pride ourselves on innovation, quality, and maintaining standards that are, quite frankly, non-negotiable. With that said, we would like to take this opportunity to formally, clearly, and unequivocally state the following:
We do not sell, have never sold, and will never sell “certified refurbished” products.
If you clicked on this expecting refurbished products, we’d like to gently suggest raising your standards. Fortunately, you’re in the right place to do exactly that.
Also, and we say this with respect, curiosity, and just a little concern... why would you even consider that?
At no point in our company’s history has there been a meeting, discussion, or even a passing thought where someone said, “You know, what customers want? Previously-owned Fleshjacks.” That conversation has never happened. It will never happen.
No amount of inspection, certification, polishing, buffing, reconditioning, or wishful thinking would ever qualify such a product for resale through our official channels. Some ideas are simply better left unexplored. This is one of them.
Thank you for your understanding, your sense of humor, and for taking this journey with us.
Sincerely,
Fleshjack Team
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